Yes. He is better than yours as a matter of fact.
He can cook.
He can melt my eyes by looking at this ridiculously good looking picture of him...
He can Snowboard better than you. Yes, this picture really is him.
He knows how to ruin a perfectly good moment for someone else...
His bum is nice. and small. but I like it :)
He plays a good Walle. (However you spell it.)
His eyes are B E A U T I F U L
more beautiful than yours.
And, he kisses like a champ. Done, done, and done.
Don't try to argue with me. He IS better than yours.